I guess it kinda came out as "Out of all the people in town I wanna sleep with, both guys 'n' girls, you're number one." That ain't a short list, either. [He takes a long drag on his cigarette. Damn Mayfield, why you all so hot.]

He responded by telling me he was still a virgin and then he knocked over a fence. Could have gone better.


... Shit. If you ever meet him, don't tell him I told you that.